HON SEC’S JOTTINGS  Dec 2004                    by John Bedford

 

Clubroom will be open every Tuesday over Christmas & New Year. There will be free Mincepies on Tuesday 21st December.

An Extra Ride. Dave Frost has offered to lead a ride, approx 40 miles, on Monday 3rd January, leaving MG island at 10am. Steady pace. Tel: 321 2142

Holidays again! Beryl & I will be touring in Texas from 16th   January to 4th  February. Please email (parkcycles@yahoo.co.uk) or post NN contributions during this period

Mudflaps Can I once again appeal for all riders to fit a mudflap to the rear of their cycle for the comfort and cleanliness of those following behind.

Still not got CTC Membership? How about asking for it as a Christmas present.

DA Carol Service. Car assisted on 19th December. Details Brian Langdell. Meriden Village Hall opens 12 o’clock for cups of tea etc. Service in the Parish Church 2pm.

Winter clubroom. Carrs Lane Church Centre, Birmingham. 7.30pm.  Admission £1.50

Tuesday 11th Jan.  North Island, New Zealand,    by Reg Elliott

Tuesday 8th Feb.  Places to Cycle, by Peter Clare.

Coventry Section slideshows Friends Meeting House, Hill Street, Coventry. Tuesdays 8pm. I am repeating “Six of the Best European Tours” on 4th January.  On 18th January Reg Elliott presents “New Zealand, North Island”. 1st February Gordon Mead presents “Istrea & Western Cyprus. 15th February, Bob Tinley presents “New Zealand, South Island, Switzerland & Scotland”. Admission £1.

Cycle Jumbles. (1) Saturday 12th February, Worcester St Johns CC. Christopher Whitehead High School, Malvern Road, St Johns, Worcester. 10am to 1pm Admission £1

(2) Saturday 5th March, Our very own Jumble, Methodist Church Hall, Station Road, Erdington. 10am to 1pm. Admission  50p.

(3) Saturday 23rd April, Forest Glades Leisure Centre, Kidderminster. 10am to 1pm. Admission £1.

 

MEMORIES OF ALAN WOOLLATT         by Alan Dodwell                                     

I first met Alan in the early nineteen fifties. The country was still trying to recover from the war and the government decided we desperately needed more engineers. Guess whose heads popped up! Yes, you've got it, Alan's and mine! Fresh out of a technical education the world was our oyster and so we readily took up the challenge to save the nation.

Joining the Aston engineering company Universal Jig & Gauge our potential was soon recognised and so it was not the usual " tea boy" route we travelled along (they employed somebody full-time for that) but the "Steel Stores". After the obligatory lecture from the Works Manager that "he didn't want to catch us hanging around the office after the typist," he despatched us to this sophisticated, "state of the art" dump in the darkest and furthest comer of the factory! Before being allowed to touch their precious "lumps" of metal however, our first task every morning was to locate and dispose of the little "packages" the two resident 'mousers' had hidden away for us the previous night. Our young noses were a great help in this chore! We survived our internment there however and even managed to retain all our fingers before moving to other departments.

Alan and I eventually parted company when National Service came along and it was to be nearly 50 years before our paths crossed again when I became a 'Northern' member. Alan's role in the club soon became evident to me as he tackled his position of Campaign Secretary with vigour and tenacity, and his sense of humour is one of the many things he will be remembered for. Who will forget the comfort he gave to anybody with a puncture when he reminded them "there's no need to worry, it's only flat at the bottom"! Who will forget the reassurance he gave to the ride when, in a moment of crisis, in his best imitation of Corporal Jones, his cry of "Don't Panic" would rise from the rear!

God Bless you Alan, you're going to be a hard act to follow.

 

 

ELEVENS’S AT ST. MARY'S                           by Brian Hailing.

 

Changes are taking place at one of our most convenient Coffee stops. As you probably know, they have serious trouble finding volunteers and are changing their membership policy.

            1) Senior citizens will be welcome whether they are members or not, but they will have to pay more for their tucker than members, not as much however as they would pay in the coffee shop next door.

2) Membership fees will go up from £2 to £4 from next

January, and Life Membership will be £20

3) Effect on US is that we don't HAVE to be members, but in practical terms we MUST remember to carry our new Card every time.

 

 

TRAVEL TO EUROPE

 

New E111 forms are required if you visit a European country and wish to receive free or reduced cost, state healthcare. Old forms are no longer valid after 31st December 2004. Pick up the booklet ‘Health Advice for Travellers’, which contains the application form, from a Post Office. The new E111 will be valid until 31st December 2005.

During 2005, the new European Health Insurance Card will replace the E111.

See also www.dh.gov.uk/travellers 

 

 

BASIC TOUR PLANNING ON THE NET   by John Bedford

 

Just a few sites that I have found useful to make initial decisions on suitability of a particular area:-

www.sunrisesunset.com   Useful for winter tours. On a monthly basis.

www.smoothhound.co.uk  A peculiar name for a site listing accommodation in towns, at home and abroad.

www.mapquest.com     Will print out maps at various scales. We found it extremely useful to navigate through Boston on our last tour in America.

Has anybody else any sites that they find useful to the cyclist?

 

LICHFIELD CTC

invite you to the

2005 NEW YEAR LUNCHEON

on

Sunday 23 January

at

O'Keefs,

6/7 King Street, Tamworth

12.30 for l.00

MENU

Garlicky mushrooms served in a crepe

Freshly made soup of the day

Spinach, goats cheese and tomato medley

***

Traditional Roast Turkey, seasonal trimmings and roasters

Minted Lamb Cutlets with fresh vegetables and potatoes

Roasted Vegetable Crumble

***

Christmas Pudding with sauce or cream

O'Keefs home-made creme brulee

Banana and marshmallow kebabs with chocolate and brandy sauce

***

Coffee or tea with mince pie

***

Cost £9.50

Choice of menu with cash to Sylvia or Ann by 10 January please

 

 

 

 

JOHN GRIFFIN'S TUNA ROLL                               by Brian Hailing

 

We were sitting in the hall watching John Bedford’s wonderful California Tour slides, when our olfactory senses were overwhelmed by the warming of JOHN GRIFFIN'S TUNA ROLLS.

 

So in response to intense pressure from members John has agreed to share his secret with us and below is his Recipe.

 

One small tin of Tuna in brine. 5oz mixed frozen veg. 6oz hard medium/sharp cheese. One egg. One medium onion. 13 oz puff pastry 1 tbsp veg oil. Shake of pepper.

1. Finely chop and fry onion in oil to a golden brown.

2. Cook mixed veg for 5 min. and allow onion and veg to cool.

3. Drain tuna and add to above

4. Grate 4oz cheese and add to mixture with pepper.

5. Beat egg, and then add half of this and mix well.

6. Heat oven to gas mark 7 (220 C)

7. Roll pastry to rectangle 13 in. x 9in and about 1/8 in. thick (in old money)

8. Brush remaining egg around edge of pastry to seal.

9. Spread mixture into centre of pastry, leaving three "eggy edges clear"

       10. Roll up and press the package to seal.

       11. Brush upper surface with egg.

       12. Score top surface with knife for decoration.

       13. Place on baking parchment in hot oven for 15 min.

       14. Remove from oven and sprinkle grated cheese over   

            surface.

       15. Replace into Oven and reduce temperature to gas mark 6

            (200 C) for further 15 min.

Remove and enjoy.    WE CERTAINLY DID !!!

 

 

 

 

READ ALL ABOUT IT                                   by Arthur McHugh

 

Of course it's better to cycle than to read about cycling. But if you are stuck indoors for any reason, can't think of anything else to tinker with, and have had your fill of telly, a book could be the answer. The following are easily available and might be worth a read.   One or two would make acceptable gifts for the enthusiast.

 

Not many cycling authors reach the best-seller list, but Lance Armstrong is the exception, in this as in so much else.   The first volume of his autobiography, "It's Not About the Bike", achieved phenomenal  sales, and it looks as though the recently-published sequel, "Every Second Counts", will follow suit.   There's also a glossy tome entitled "Lance Armstrong -Images of a Champion" which contains as many colour photos of the cycling Superman as anyone is likely to need.

 

There are always plenty of books about the Tour de France, most of them preoccupied with the stars of the race, and not all of them gripping. "A Significant Other" by Matt Rendell, gives an account of what it's like to ride with Armstrong in the Tour.   Rendell takes one member of the US Postal team, Pena, and focusses on what happened during a single Stage in the Pyrenees last year.   The book demonstrates in detail how dependent the leader is on his "domestiques", and exactly how they contribute to tactics and strategy.   It's an unusual angle on the world of professional cycling, and interesting on that account alone:  it derives almost entirely from what Pena himself had to say about his experiences.

 

A different tack altogether is taken by Tim Hilton in his "One More Kilometre and We're in the Showers".   Hilton, a club cyclist off and on for many years, writes about a great variety of cycling-related topics in what amounts to an extended saunter - 396 pages -down Memory Lane.   Among much else, he mentions that Frank Patterson, though not himself a cyclist, produced no less than 26,000 drawings in which cyclists were added to picture-postcard views. Definitely a book for the veteran with a taste for nostalgia.

 

Finally, Tim Moore's "French Revolutions", spotted recently passing from hand to hand at Whittington.   The author, by his own account an unfit amateur, set out to cycle one of the Tour de France routes and then produce an entertaining travelogue designed to elicit quiet chuckles from the depths of the armchair.

http://uk.f263.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?box::=Inbox&MsgId=3598_36389_224... 29/10/2004

 

WHITE HORSE WEEKEND 8th/ 9th/10th April 2005

 

A weekend of cycle rides and social activities based near Chippenham in North Wiltshire

Sae for details from John Else, 1 St Peters Close,

Chippenham SN15 2BQ

 

Hope to see you there. Editor

 

WELL, WELL, WELL.

A penniless student from Slovakia who took the front wheel off his cycle after he got a puncture because he couldn’t afford to fix it has broken the world wheelie record.

 

                               

 

A WEEK’S HOLIDAY IN MONTENEGRO        by Mary Evans

12TH – 19TH OCTOBER 2004

 

 

“For the rain it raineth every day” – Feste , Twelfth Night

 

Our stay in Budva, the coastal resort in Montenegro, was disappointing largely because of the weather which was very wet indeed.  We found ourselves waking up to thunder and lightning every morning which meant we were hanging about the hotel for sometime waiting for the storm to abate.  When we did manage to ride our bikes, we found the terrain rather unsympathetic to cyclists.

 

There was a very busy coastal road where we had to negotiate rubble and rubbish which meant swerving out into the middle of the road with many curves and bends.  There were very few roads off this main road and those that were there, were steep climbs up and over the mountain passes, some of which had more than 25 hairpin bends and the surface was very slippery owing to the pouring rain.

 

John and I only cycled for one and a half days for we found it too strenuous but some intrepid cyclists managed the mountain passes in the rain and mist, taking all day of course but were proud of their achievements.

 

       “I no like bicycle” – a bystander outside Budva

 

We did not see any other cyclists in Montenegro – not one.  I believe the Montenegrins associate bicycles with poverty.  They certainly eyed us with curiosity and disbelief.  There were plenty of old car wrecks belching out oil and smoke.  The country was littered with rubbish and abandoned cars just thrown over the mountainsides.

 

We rode to Sveti Stefan, an old walled fishing village but now an expensive, exclusive hotel.  An extension to this ride was to Petrovac, a fishing village with an interesting harbour.  A trip into the mountains gave us a flavour of the history of Montenegro.  The Montenegrins lived for hundreds of years in the mountain caves where they fought fierce battles with the invaders on the coast.  Five hundred years was spent fighting the Ottoman Empire.  As a result they did not have time to develop their own culture.  One could see the caves where they, (and the partisans who fought the Germans in WW11) lived.  A very harsh existence.

 

There is not a great deal to see in Montenegro apart from the dramatic mountain scenery and attractive coastline.  Cetinje (Ce-tin-hay) the old capital of the state with its ancient monastery and palace was worth a visit but the most interesting was the home of a mountain farmer who smoked and cured his own bacon “proscuitto”, and who made his own bread cheese.  It was delicious, washed down with local wine.

 

“Travellers to Albania should mingle curiosity with a healthy caution but visiting this country, as it slowly opens up to the world, is a rare experience” – Lonely Planet.

 

The opportunity to visit Albania arose and we agreed that perhaps we would never have the chance to visit this country again.  From the start, it was a real eye opener.

 

Before reaching the border we passed through Bar in Montenegro which is a would-be modern city whose architects seemed to have graduated from the socialist cement school of thought.  We passed through the centre of the town and on the right were the flats where the Christians lived.  To the left were dilapidated flats where the Muslims and Gypsies lived.  Reminiscent of the apartheid system.

 

On reaching the border and what seemed an interminable wait for our passports and visas to be checked and stamped, we entered the once forbidden land.

 

On board we had two reps. One a Montenegrin and one a  pleasant young Albanian girl plus a security guard.  The guide book says “never travel at night, and avoid the northern part of the country and it is also wise to have an Albanian with you”.  We were of course in the northern part where banditry is particularly widespread!

 

We were visiting Shkodra, near Lake Skardar known for its rich bird life.  This was the most interesting tourist trip we have ever done for it was so completely different from anything seen before.  As we entered the town, jaws dropped open.  We were incredulous.  It was so third world and we were taken back 200 years in time.

 

The squalor and poverty was unbelievable.  Dilapidated houses partially roofed; rubbish piled high in every corner although there many bins but they were overflowing and it seemed nobody was responsible for removing it – perhaps they had no sites in which to put it.  Hardcore dug from pavements and roads was left piled high on the side.  Roads which had not been tarmaced had huge craters and potholes full of water.  Pavements in places were non-existent.  The strangest sight for me was the boulders of coal mounted high on the side of the road ready for sale.  Besides this coal mountain was a man squatting with a cloth laid out in front of him with a few chestnuts for sale.

 

Some buildings had seen better days.  Many were in the Italianate style and at one time had been important buildings; embassies and places of residence for governors.

 

The cars were so old and when they could no longer be repaired, they were abandoned anywhere, just anywhere along with the mountains of rubbish.  But the town was full of bicycles.  Hundreds and hundreds of old bicycles, many of which were still being ridden with a woman riding as pillion on the saddle rack!  And they certainly used their public transport system.  The buses were packed!

 

We were allowed to walk around the streets with the guide and security officer and were aware of the curious stares from the citizens most of whom were men – hundreds and hundreds of men – very few women.  I think they were attracted by we cyclists wearing our day-glo yellow jackets!  We visited a most interesting museum which displayed very interesting artefacts dating back to early man right up to the l8th century.

 

Although the town was shabby and impoverished, the people looked well fed and as we travelled through the countryside, there was much evidence of market gardens with freshly grown vegetables.  Over the hillsides roamed goats, sheep and cows.  These animals were much more evident than in Montenegro.  People were fishing in the Lake with vast nets.

 

I have to say it that it was the best trip we have ever made – a real eye-opener and it made us realise how fortunate we are and that we must count our blessings.

 

It was disappointing that we didn’t do much cycling but we returned home having learned something new about our world. That is the joy of travel, plus the fact that the l8 other cyclists in the group were such good company and the evenings were great and celebrated in style!!!

 

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REVOLUTION 7 & 8 at the Manchester Velodrome. Bookings now taking place. Details from Geoff Findon on 0121 601 8973 or e-mail:- gwfindon@yahoo.co.uk

 

NOSTALGIA                                                        by Brian Langdell

Northern News March-April 1950

 

The Social Section met at the Chester Road terminus, departing at 3pm for Wandon YH, in the middle of Cannock chase. They went straight up the Burton Road (now A38) to Alrewas for an early tea. Arriving at the hostel they found there was no cycle shed, ‘our worthy steeds suffered the indignity of spending the night under the wooden building’. The evening was spent around a roaring fire with musical entertainment by ‘Percy and his Comb Bashers’. (If I remember correctly this hostel was later burnt to the ground).

 

In contrast, i.e. more upmarket, the Northern were invited to a dinner organized by the Hereford Wheelers and were served with roast pheasant.

 

Roughstuff was a more regular feature than these days. It was suggested that the Sunday ride to Wenlock Abbey should have been listed as ‘mud plugging at Linley! After leaving Bridgnorth they turned into Aperly Park with pleasant views of the River Severn. They rode into a litter of piglets and one reached ‘evens’ in trying to outrun them. At the Hall they requested permission to cross the private suspension bridge, which was granted. Then the mud started; all of the next mile had to be walked due to the deep mud, followed by a rough track through woodland. ‘We all thoroughly enjoyed this part of the run, some of us despite the mud and others because of it’. After cleaning shoes and bikes they eventually arrived back in Bridgnorth late for a booked tea at the Temperance Hotel.

 

Duties at the Youth Hostels are now a thing of the past; in an article on a w/e to Broom YH mention is made of their duties. ‘After breakfast Percy and Sid could be seen sawing logs for the fire and several others were mowing the lawn and generally tidying the garden. The kitchen was closed whilst a young fellow with a large broom had the job of sweeping a thick mass of black cobwebs from under the roof!’

DAMNANT QUOD NON INTELLIGUNT!

 

Some people think us very queer

Because we ride throughout the year

They say “Rheumatics follow in the train

Of going cycling in the rain

And when you are doubled up with pain

You will only have yourself to blame”.

 

They think of Gangrene and of Silicosis

Of Housemaid’s Knee and of Tubercolosis

Our pastime will bring them on they say

And advise us all to keep away.

“For if you don’t stay home when the weather is dirty,

You may need a coffin before you are thirty”.

 

No doubt they have their good intentions,

But any good points that a clubman mentions

Are brushed aside as a lot of rot

And the cyclist finds they are a biased lot.

 

Sometimes I wish they were only joking,

For many’s the time I’ve had a soaking,

And not possessing a change of attire,

Have dried myself in front of the fire.

I’ve slogged for miles in a howling gale,

(Had never a thought of coming home by rail,)

But I’m fit and well at sixty-three,

So their advice I can’t agree

Rheumatics have not come my way

And illness has been kept at bay,

By regular riding in all seasons;

(Need we look for further reasons?)

                                                            Alloy Crank

 

 

RIVERS.                                                     by Maurice Purser

 

There's no doubt that any cycle-tour, whether of a single day or a week or more, must meet up with at least one. Many such runs of water which we've met over the years of pottering around spring to mind, from our own little Mease, to the Severn, or even the Tweed.

 

But we our losing our thread. Earlier in the year we had a full week down in the County of Bedfordshire; as long as you can dodge some of the busy roads, all of which seem to be making for London (or to escape from it) as quickly as possible, this area has some fine rolling country waiting to be explored. And its full share of small villages too. And of course the Great Ouse.

 

No more than eight or nine easy miles west of Bedford we pulled up for the night in one of those villages - Pavenham, where the Cock Inn provided bed & breakfast, and a chat with the boss; he not only joined us for a very substantial evening meal, but offered to shut the bar for a while "There'll be nobody coming in just yet" he said "So come with me and I'll show you summat."

 

A hundred yards or so along the cottage-lined street, we turned down a short gully, over a small stile and across a dampish meadow - and there was a stretch of the Ouse winding itself into twists and turns; water lilies covered much of the surface and a kingfisher flashed its bright blue from one side to t'other. Our guide paused here whilst he put another match to his pipe. "Now then " said he "Just follow me along this path". Trailing behind him, past a tatty old barn we were ushered into a small shed, and inside was a young lady seated at a rough table busy at work with a pile of dry rush stalks scattered around.

 

Now then - this is what she was up to. In the spring she and her husband spend a couple of weeks in tents at the river-side, gathering rushes which grow profusely here; these are laid out on the bank until dry enough to take back to that shed where they hang in bunches until dusty dry. Then for the rest of the season they are woven and plaited to make carpets, rugs, kneeling hassocks and so on; just that moment the lady was actually making a rush hat.

 

She paused in her handiwork long enough to rustle up cups of tea, and even give us a demonstration into the art of rush weaving as a bonus, "Busy" she assured us "Most of our products go for export." And as a final gesture presented us with a couple of excellent rush table mats - they are on our table as we write..

 

 

“A PACK OF LIES”                                        from Mary Evans

at Highbury Little Theatre

 

The above play was as gripping as it was entertaining. It told the events leading up to and after the trial in 1960 of the two KGB spies Peter and Helen Kroger. It portrayed how espionage, mendacity and betrayal affects peoples lives and which eventually destroys them.

 

Our own Peter Cooley played an understated role as the government’s agent. He was devious, stealthy, cunning and  also ruthless as he played with other people’s lives. Well done Peter. We enjoyed our night out at the theatre.

 

Heard at the Garden Centre…….

John Evans to Mary – “£60 for that Christmas Tree? I could get a pair of tyres and a good chain for that!”

 

 

 

CHRISTMAS CYCLING – A WAIST MANAGEMENT SYSTEM